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Monday 20 Oct 2014

ALRIGHT YOU MONKEYS.

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13 Responses to “ALRIGHT YOU MONKEYS.”

1. on 20 Oct 2014 at 8:23 am   Titan Mk6B
   
   

   And ALL cars come with turn signals.

2. on 20 Oct 2014 at 8:32 am   Og
   
   

   Yes! That too!

3. on 20 Oct 2014 at 8:57 am   Mark D
   
   

   My personal favorites:

   1) It’s the one on the right!
   2) Hang up and drive!
   3) If you can’t drive it, get out and LEAD it! (My Dad’s choice, with a couple words one doesn’t use in polite company thrown in).
   4) It ain’t gonna get any greener!

   I also love the people whose order is brake; stop; begin turning; signal

4. on 20 Oct 2014 at 9:10 am   Paul B
   
   

   Lots of bozo’s out there. I sometimes wonder what the DMV really does.

5. on 20 Oct 2014 at 9:41 am   STxRynn
   
   

   step on the long, skinny and LET’S GO!

6. on 20 Oct 2014 at 10:19 am   Jim
   
   

   Og, you live in a land where many a private citizen has a vehicle with a snow-plow blade affixed to their vehicle.

   Now, I know there’s no snow there, quite yet. But still, wouldn’t one of those serve to shuffle Oscar Grope off the road and outta the way?

   BUT…BUT!!! Only if you get us the video to go with it. I’d think the revenue off of such a YouTube would pay your bail, easily!

   Jim
   Sunk New Dawn
   Galveston, TX

7. on 20 Oct 2014 at 10:51 am   Spotter
   
   

   Just be patient. With one thumb in its mouth and the other up its butt, when the light turns green it needs time to switch.

8. on 20 Oct 2014 at 12:05 pm   Mike the EE
   
   

   Og, I feel your pain. Drove through Packer game traffic while heading home from Negaunee, MI. Discussion topic was exactly why I was forbidden to put a NoMar bumper on my truck.

   Damn right I’d use it.

   Hope your Monday improves!

9. on 20 Oct 2014 at 12:56 pm   Sigivald
   
   

   You mean indicators aren’t an extra-cost option?

   Madness.

10. on 20 Oct 2014 at 3:28 pm   Guy S
    
    

    Hey, it took me almost 40 years to get “lefty loosey…righty tighty” down pat. Now you are telling me that stick on the right side of the steering wheel is not just for the windshield wipers ???

    My pet peeve….has everymotherson (one word said very fast with multiple expletives on either side of it) forgotten how to merge in and out of traffic on a limited access highway/tollway??? Granted it takes both parties (the person trying to merge into traffic, as well as the person who is closest to the point where they are merging) but still…..when I AM GIVING THEM AT LEAST A CAR LENGTH to get into traffic….that would be a big clue to hop in and get UP TO SPEED as soon as your car is able to.

    *hops off soap box…grabs beer…sits down*

11. on 20 Oct 2014 at 7:46 pm   Douglas2
    
    

    Ah Guy —
    It seems that every time I use a freeway entrance with limited visibility, I approach the merge point at the right speed, spot a great huge gap that just requires me to slow a TINY bit so that the one car entering my blind spot will go past and I can pull in safely right behind him….
    And then that car just vanishes… POOF!…. GONE! It never emerges from my blind spot until I stomp on the brake.
    My pet peeve is people who know I want to merge, and yet match my speed and hover in my blind-spot.

12. on 21 Oct 2014 at 12:46 am   Morris
    
    

    Hmm, good excuse to get my own bit of choler off my chest from this morning.

    Yelled out to the wanker pulling in front of me from the left (remember we strange Aussies drive on the left) into a space in front of me that *wasn’t* big enough for him to fit – and no signalling of intention to boot: “Couldn’t pull in behind me could you, wanker – HAD to be in front!” In all of our Australian cities I swear our own here in Perth are the worst. Suicide drivers, all.

13. on 21 Oct 2014 at 7:09 am   Bruce H.
    
    

    Another one for Mark D’s list:
    Drive it or park it!

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