That Gertrude Stein invented internet comment spam. Witness this excerpt from her magnum opus:

The instance of there being more is an instance of more. The shadow is not shining in the way there is a black line. The truth has come. There is a disturbance. Trusting to a baker’s boy meant that there would be very much exchanging and anyway what is the use of a covering to a door. There is a use, they are double.

I will never bitch about Ein Rand again. She was long winded but mostly coherent.