Sales.
Sometimes I’m amazed.
So one of our guys sells a couple lathes. The customer wants part catchers.
For the uninitiated, a part catcher is a mechanism inside a machine that “Catches” a part after manufacture automatically, so the part can be conveyed out of the machine without opening the door. Nost of them work like this
The part catchers will not be available until February. So the salesman promised we’d “Make something” in the interim. More to the point, that I would make something.
So I made something. I had a budget of “Anything you can find upstairs in the leftover parts bin”. So here’s the final product.
It has a piece of PVC attached to the tailstock that comes into play at the last possible minute, and redirectes the falling part out of the lathe and into a bucket filled with coolant so the parts don’t bang into one another. This will last until the actual equipment arrives.
I calls it “Jeffroengineering”


If it’s stupid but it works it’s not stupid.
That said….
Sale drone should be flogged across the cube farm as a warning to the others.
BGM
^^ Then hung from the nearest fluorescent fixture, as a constant reminder….folks in sales have the shortest of memories.
Don’t forget to coat the body with tar. It’ll last longer and keep the smell down.
Garagineering. Been there. Even passed a complex mechanical task inspection in the Air Guard once by devising a way to safely do a two-troop reassembly of a Case tractor transaxle unit by myself.
No lie nor effort on the part of another is too great for a sales rat in pursuit of a commission.
“No lie nor effort on the part of another is too great for a sales rat in pursuit of a commission”
That is stone cold truth garnered from experience of over 45 yrs in the industrial workforce – no different here in Australia than anywhere else..
+1 on BGM… sigh
Brilliant!