Especially in the winter. The thicker and the heavier the better. I like to lie up under a thin blanket followed by a wool blanket or two or three, and a down comforter and maybe even another wool blanket.

I’ve slept in the raw since I was a kid, so yesterday, when I put on wool socks and sweats and a hoodie and crawled into bed it was because I had spent all bloody day outside in the miserable cold. Where’s my global warming, algore, you fat pig?