11 day neckbeard
That’s what I scraped off my face this morning to go back to the office after a long absence. Hope they didn’t blow the place up while i was gone.
The new year could contain a lot of suckage, or it could contain a lot of goodness, but I don’t have any control over anyone but me. So I’m going to keep on being me, because nobody else will do it.
I’m just not going out in public with a bigass neckbeard.
I don’t shave for two reasons. One, I look like George RR Martin when I wear my Greek fisherman’s hat, which really freaks certain people out.
Two, my wife doesn’t want to see my chipmunk cheeks.
And, well, OK, three reasons: I’m lazy :)
If i dont shave my neck i look like sasquatch in a week.
Sasquatch? Big foot maybe.
I’m growing my winter coat…