The spectacle!
The gridiron! The running! The blocking! the dogshit on the field!
what?
I am of course referring to the Puppy Bowl, which the ogwife and oglet watched during the afternoon. It’s a good time if you like dogs. And hate sports that don’t result in dinner.

Total agreement.
The puppy bowl was fun.
At least this time the kittens also had a display.