Who is the king of crapbloggers?
I have apparently been nominated for that position.
Indeed, the origin of the term belongs with Rob, as he coined the phrase. it also seems as if he will win, and he certainly deserves to win.
I would, however, like to list my qualifications. And they are many and varied.

Well,
You are definitely the King of the Fartbloggers. By the way, my birthday present just arrived: the WFMC Super Deluxe Mini Ratchet Set. All I can say is: Where has this little gem been all my life?
Is that bastard sweet, or what?
I salute you both. High colonics for the house! On me, nurse!
Vman, I wouldn’t wish one of my high colonics on anyone. Bad enough that the crapper has to eat them- and IT gags.
I can’t even aspire to be a crap blogger of your caliber.
I can only dream of being as crappy as you.
As I dream of being as big a Dick as you.