You people and your got-damned cats.
Bad enough I can barely look at Ellison’s blog without seeing the little critters, or being linked to a damned CARNIVAL of them, now Leslie has gone on TV promoting them. Jesus Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick, leave off a minute, willya? I mean,it isn’t as if Retardo the Cat will let me have a moment’s rest with him singing his hell-beast inspired night song, or waking up to a puddle of puke that I swear to god he puked in a crude pentagram, Now I gotta see more catblogging where the fuck I go looking for edutainment? futhuluvagod, cut it OUT for ten minutes. Choo got no heart? damn.
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Cats are evil…that’s why dogs chase them.
The only companion animal for civilized man, is DOG.
I wanna remind Og that da Doll is a cat person.
Word.
GFD
*purrrrrrrrrr*
Got this in an e-mail just this morning.
http://www.broenink-art.nl/maukie2.swf??Cool
If you tease her with the mouse pointer on her chest or stomach she will purr, I got her to meow also, by rubbing her forehead with the pointer. If you make a slow circle around her body, (counter-clockwise) not only will her head/eyes follow your pointer, but toward the top, her paw will go up, and when in front
of her paws at the bottom, her foot comes out like she wants to play with your mouse pointer. (Don’t hold the mouse down, just move it) Enjoy!
Cats shit in a box. ‘Nuff said.
From the oglet yesterday:
“You can teach a cat or a dog to poop on the toilet, but you can’t teach them to read the newspaper”
I’m a dog person, but except under extreme circumstances, you won’t see me posting pics of dogs.
I like cats. Pussy is pussy, right?
If you can find one won’t scratch you to shit when you f**k it.
Man, are Cooney and I going to have a long chat tomorrow – in HIS LANGUAGE. Won’t THAT be annoying?
Long as you ain’t anywheres near me.
Dogs shit everywhere.
Nuff said.
So do cats. I’m perennially finding cat crap in my damned garden. I don’t want no cat crap flavored tomatos.
Just get both dogs and cats. The dogs eat the catshit in the box. It’s great. Saves on litter.
MEOW!!!
The only good cat is one drying on the highway.
Come on, you KNOW you love cats. *wink*
Yeah. Like I like having red-hot pokers jammed in my nether regions.
Og – You should enjoy this:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/the-cat-piano-156034.php