Welcome to Fucktard Friday!
LAST friday I spent a great deal of my evening dealing wiht fucktards of the higest caliber, and so did EVERYONE I KNOW.
Hell, even the OGWIFE had to wait in like FORTY MINUTES for her 3 piece fish & more at Long John Silvers, because the MORONS THAT RUN THE PLACE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK LENT IS and have NOTHING LIKE THE INTELLIGENCE REQUIRED TO PUT ON EXTRA STAFF ON FRIDAYS DURING LENT. Then, as if Fucktard Friday hadn’t harshed my mellow sufficiently, SATURDAY ended up being Fucktard Friday, Day Two! I had to rent a tow dolly to go get my sister’s kevorked HONDA, and tow it from Joliet to Chez Og, about 55 miles each way, fighting the backwash of semis that would cause the towed vehicle to CHANGE LANES BY ITSELF, then get the SOB pushed into the garage so I could start yanking the head off. Sunday, apparently, is Fucktard Friday Day Three, because next, I discover that the HEAD has been installed SO improperly (by my OTHER nephiew, not the one who works on cars professionally) and the little bastard had heated up so much it MELTED the goddamned TIMING CHAIN COVER. And warped the head. So I get to have the damned thing DECKED, and get at least ONE valve replaced, and ALL 16 reground and ALL seats refaced and etc. and etc. and etc.
It just makes me want to SCREAM.
So let’s hope this week, Fucktard Friday lasts only for one day.
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And I thought I had problems, delayed in a traffic jam on I-15 for three hours yesterday.
Wow.
I think you should go shooting today.
And maybe drink beer tonight…
Boy, do I remember working lent in your neck of the woods! AYCE ocean perch with fries and clam chowder every Friday night. We hustled that fish, and we ALWAYS had a full crew and then some. Those who had the AYCE were always the worst tippers (and they ran your tushy off with “more fish” – “more fish”). But the ones who’d get lake perch or white or swordfish always tipped well. Ocean must be the po’ man’s fish.
> because the MORONS THAT RUN THE PLACE
> HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK LENT IS
> and have NOTHING LIKE THE INTELLIGENCE REQUIRED
> TO PUT ON EXTRA STAFF ON FRIDAYS DURING LENT
And they do it every year ? Hmmm. Sounds familiar.
Well, here in Russia morons that runs places are wondered each time when winter “suddenly comes”.
Interesting. Do you know whether someone in Internet conducts study of the people who everyday “was born yesterday” ?
There’s lots of such people, so perhaps it would be better to know more about them.
Welcome to Neanderpundit, Turbo. We also have people here who were born anew every day, everyone forgets how to drive in snow every year.
Come back soon!
I’m gonna go weld something. That always calms me down.
Dude — your sister killed ANOTHER CAR!?? Not the one the nefew just bought, was it!??
Christ on a crutch.
No, she killed the honda he bought her last year.
I tried posting this yesterday but The Machine told me it was ‘questionable content’.
Many years ago we lived in a little country town. We had the service station. One day a lady came in and asked me if I could “Turn off the little red light on the dash.” It had been bothering her since Warragul (28 miles). It was the oil light.
“kevorked”
Another instant classic, and the reason this blog is a daily read for me.
At the risk of getting banned, was there not some kind of indicator that said kervorked engine was overheating, so that the operator could shut it down before major kevorkage could occur?
I feel your pain with the tow dolly, the U-haul rigs with the pivot in the center and no electric brakes make for interesting towing in heavy traffic and/or high winds. D*mned near jackknifed one in the rain one day while trying to brake on a downhill slope…..
FF is pandemic, reaching swiftly toward epidemic and lasts all week long these days at MY place of employment.