Welcome to Fucktard Friday!
I can barely wait to see what indignities i have waiting for me today. Maybe I should just eat a live frog and run down the street naked, then whatever happens HAS to be an improvement.
Friday 24 Mar 2006
I’m going to start looking for a sage candle for you. There must be a way to rid yourself of the fucktardyness that makes your Fridays hard.
Only if the candle is used to light the fuse on the dynamite.
Just make certain that it is in fact a frog and not a toad. I seem to recall something about the DEA persecuting some people for licking toads. Toads of course have poison glands in their skins, and some species exude toxins that are said to have psychoactive effects.
Of course there are the poison-dart frogs, but since those are confined to South America, I doubt if the frog you find will be one of them.
Og: Your fucktard Friday has spread.
No thanks. You can keep it. . .
Just let me get my camera.
Please try to export your fucktards to Illinois.
Indiana is just too dang close to Ohiya.