The p38 revisited
Spoke back here of the once ubiquitous P-38. Today I found another use for it.
When someone parks so close to your vehicle that you have to OPEN THE TAILGATE AND ENTER THE VEHICLE FROM THE BACK, the P-38 does an excellent job, when hung out the window, of removing a 1/4″ wide strip of paint from the offending Chevy LeBehemoth. Of course, he left HIMSELF five feet to get out of HIS SIDE of the vehicle, but his MIRROR WAS TOUCHING MY DRIVER’S DOOR.
What a versatile tool!
17 comments Og | Uncategorized
I bet that was a pretty new stripe you gave him. Well deserved…
What an asshole…. (the LeBehemoth driver, not Og)
Too bad you had no chance to find out how useful the tool is for pneumonectomies.
Og, I can’t condone the intentional destruction of someone else’s property like that. What if it was someone’s kid borrowing Dad’s car for the first time? Dad gets a nasty scrape and the kid doesn’t care…
What I recommend is waiting until no one’s looking, then urinating on the door handle. That way, the offending driver gets piss all over his or her hands, and if the car’s not theirs, it’s all dried off before they get home…
Wait until no one is looking in the parking lot of a WalMart?
I recieved a fairly nasty door ding at Wally World the other day and I’m still pissed off.
I can’t condone this.
I’d have left a note explaining my thoughts on their driving skills or a hocker on the driver’s glass, but wouldn’t have torn anything not belonging to me up.
Just not right.
I didn’t say I did ANYTHING. Just that the P-38 was good for that.
Besides, Dick, you’d have felt the same way. I saw this guy scream into the space from across the lot- he couldn’t have missed hitting my truck by an inch. His mirror was touching my door. I have zero tolerance for assholes like that- if they have no respect for my property, they have lost the right to have thier property respected.
Ahh… I misread it.
My mistake and apologies.
No worries. I DO have respect for other’s property- though they don’t respect mine.
I guess the guy was late for Fucktard Friday.
(Or maybe he was early.)
I would have. But then again I can’t tolerate retards.
In completely unrelated news:
Here in Astraya back in the early ’70s British Leyland tried to move into the larger family car market with the spectacularly ugly and unsuccessful P76, most of which had a rather nifty alloy V8 engine. All over the country, uproariously humourous people re-named them the P38 because they were only half a car.
LOL! That’s good. I like it.
I could condone it. Too many women and wanna-be-Marlboro-cowboy men out there driving those big suckers who don’t know how to maneuver them. I saw a pint-sized woman (couldn’t have been 5’2″ and a hundred pounds) pull one in next to me at Costco the other day while she had a phone in one ear. She had to back and fill half a dozen times and I’m still not sure she got into the space straight.
Those vehicles ought to have a decal on the door that says “you must be this tall to drive me.”
I just had something very similar happen to me a couple of days ago. A “well fed” idiot man and his equally “well fed” idiot wife pulled into the spot next to my car with their behemoth Ford Excursion. I was in the car and in no hurry – to pull out. But moron boy had pulled so close to me that the only way he could get out was by either caving in my door or having me back out.
I decided that the damage to my door was not an acceptable exchange for sitting there to watch how he would exit his vehicle. So, I started my car and backed out. He got out as I was backing up – smiling and thanking me…GRRRRRR!!! He was at least 6’4″ and weighed a minimum of 275 pounds – I don’t know how he thought he would ever get out of the vehicle when he had left less than 6 inches between us (one assumes this was to accomodate his wife on the passenger side of the vehicle who was about 5’5″ and about 200 pounds). I was sorely tempted to reverse myself and just run the bastard over – but once again it wasn’t worth it to dent my car.
I think when someone does as you described, they forfeit any presumption of good treatment in return. I would have backed out and let the corner of my front bumper put a nice crease down the entire length of the offending vehicle’s bodywork.
I recently bought a new F150 and had to instill fear in my neighbors’ hearts not to touch it with anything under any circumstances. Of course, they’ve seen me walking to the truck with a .45 on my hip, going to the pistol range, so they already think I’m a little unhinged.
If you want people to treat you with kid gloves, let them think you’re a shooting spree just waiting to happen.
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