Do you suppose
that there is a problem with the Euro and the Canadian currency where strippers are concerned? I mean, nobody wants to have loonies and twonies and euro coins jammed in their G strings, or do “tips” start right at $5 these days? When I was younger, a roll of singles would get you a lot of attention in a titty bar, but these days I bet you have to have a roll of $20’s.
Doesn’t make any nevermind anyway, if I wanted to spend all my money on women who only threatened to have indifferent sex with me I would have stayed married to my ex wife.
You’re completely missing the worst part about Canadian bank notes: they’re now made of plastic.
If you think paper cuts are bad, just imagine the scrapes you can get into with this stuff …
The 100 is the new 20. Stuff I used to scrounge for pennies cost real folding money now. Inflation is a bar steward…..
inflation, the gift that just keeps on devaluing our currency. Our betters have well and truly screwed us.
You’re better off just getting a $15 lap dance for a song or two than paying in dribs and drabs for girls who walk up to you and slap their butt like they got a mosquito or something. I( never understood that slap. I never found it sexy, and whoever I was with, the usual response was either wide open eyes from surprise, or a scowl and head shake, so it must’ve been a non-starter for them, too.
Of course in 10 years this conversation will be dug up and shown to make us all evil pariahs to be shunned in the Amish way in the public square, then blackballed from further employment.
By the way, when Indiana went 100% no touch years ago, I quit the titty bars. That happened at the exact same time I got on the internet, so talk about a dovetail win-win. If I cannot touch, I may as well buy a magazine and lookie, now I don’t even have to do that!
Yep. Good internet porn may shut down the nuclear family once and for all.