I’m gonna have to do
Some manscaping. My nutsack hair is long enough that I wake up with it trying to strangle the boys.
I don’t trust myself with scissors and I don’t have a set of electric trimmers with a guard, so I’m gonna have to get a set. These greens got nothing on my manscape.

I think there’s a Fein tool blade for that?
But it’d take some balls to ask for one at the hardware store.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
that would get you kicked out of great clips.
I know, right? And Barber Joe ain’t gonna touch it either.
Real Men manscape without the guard.
And I’ve got the scars to prove it.