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Tuesday 18 Oct 2016

That moment

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6 Responses to “That moment”

1. on 18 Oct 2016 at 8:56 am   Paul B
   
   

   Or that bowel coil that makes you think how much did I just lose.

   New a guy once that thought a good bowel movement was the best thing on the planet.

   Simple pleasures.

   Have a good one!

2. on 18 Oct 2016 at 11:12 pm   mts1
   
   

   The ones that bother me are the ones that come out so quickly, it creates a vacuum that makes the last foot or two of colon hurt like a maniac until pressure equalizes. The power crap that makes you think of the dee-dee-dee-dee-dee noise they used to make on the 6 Million Dollar Man when he did something superhuman. As in holding my sides and kicking the air or stall door in front of me for half a minute. They say there’s no nerve endings in the intestine but something, connective tissue or whatnot – must have it, for it’s freaking real.

3. on 19 Oct 2016 at 8:38 am   Og
   
   

   Oh, indeed. That sucks. Literally.

4. on 19 Oct 2016 at 8:50 am   Jim
   
   

   When you look in the crapper after a good squat and think, “how did that come out of me, and I’m not bleeding?”

   When you’re frightened that the next one out is the afterbirth, that’s the bad one.

   Jim
   Sunk New Dawn
   Galveston, TX

5. on 19 Oct 2016 at 12:03 pm   Professor Hale
   
   

   “how did that come out of me, and I’m not bleeding?”

   Calluses!

6. on 21 Oct 2016 at 8:57 pm   DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod
   
   

   Oh yes. Or “I swear I crapped…why is the bowl empty?”

   How you been old friend? Long time no see.

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