Four hours.
Four hours of screaming two year old directly in front of me. OK, he did sleep for about a half hour, but during that time, his 3 year old sister took up the slack. Dad was fiftysomething, and mom, who looked very much like Caroline Catz, was thirtysomething, and had another in the oven. Made me wonder if this was the ‘Trophy” and if so what horrible thing he’d done to deserve it.
Been there seen that!
Worst flight I ever had was one from Atlanta to Tallahassee a row back from a baby who filled its diaper on take off and nothing was done till we landed in Tallahassee.
It was a night flight with few passengers. Did not see an attendant once.
If that doesn’t sour you on flying nothing will.
I had a child throw up multiple times on the guy (co-worker) in front of me while mom slept through the whole episode. The flight attendant was a star and cleaned up everything and everybody.
Mom was a nervous flyer and took something to “calm her nerves” or so she claimed.
That was the only time I wrote an airline to praise an employee.
Diaper change in the seat in front of me one trip home. FA’s were furious, apparantley they hafta call in for hazmat cleaning when the caca hits the folding tray.
I like to hand the little darlings a piece of candy.
By the way, Benadryl makes dissolvable strips that wrap perfectly around a piece of candy.
Sleepy time in 3…. 2….. 1…..
BTDT too… Sigh…
Happened to me and the Wife on a flight from LA to Honolulu. Little monster screamed the whole 8 hours. Complained to the Airline, and we were magically upgraded to first class on our way home.