Once upon a time, i thought I could fart.
And then this guy came along.
Sleeping under my desk. Having puppy dreams. Running on place, and farting up a storm. Every so often a little hint wafts itself up from underneath, and it makes me gag. I’ve had to open the window twice. if it gets above 60, I may just leave it open.
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Great post on earth day by the way. If cows and sheep farts have been blamed for contributing to global warming then it is only a matter of time before ALGORE has a bio-degradable carbon filter strapped to every dog butt in the USA. An eco-nazi’s worst nightmare. Puppy gas.
Surely, earth hangs in the balance.
Of course, having been exposed to a few dog farts in my day I would expect you to agree that the activated carbon filter aint such a bad idea for the air quality of the home. But then again, if you put one on the dog the Ogwife may try to put one on you eh ?
Puppy farts make the world go round.
Kind of like the old Siamese when he decides to rip one off from under the covers at night.
Got the insulation done.
R30, 9″ thick blankets of ownings corning’s finest pink stuff.
You’ll be happy about that insulation when summer comes.
Dog farts can be some of the most rank and vile odors on the face of the earth. I had a friend who’s dog would fart all the time. I swear by all that is good in the world, that one time when I was at his house, the dog farted and some of the wall paper started falling off the walls.
I don’t know Contagion, You haven’t been near Og after he eats a full bag of puppy chow.
Dude, that was Purina Lark Chow. And it was only a four pound bag.
Yeah, right, and I bet you only ate it on a lark!
I have a lot of nerve coming here to spout off. I am myself french, because I use words like “droll” that only homos and frnchmen use. Your blog is sixty times as popular as mine, because any of your posters care more about your antique motorcycles or your doggy than all the goat-felching plagiarists in the world. Why? because I suck camel cock in hell, right next to my french surrender monkey ancestors.
Come and fuck my face so I can taste the difference. I live to be banned by people whose original content, no matter how ‘droll” is fifty times more genuine than anything I’ll ever plagiarize. By the way, my IP is 63.231.153.245. I may be going upstairs to my mom’s computer and bitching again from another IP in a little bit, so I can get banned again. Watch this space!
I just love taking peoples very own keystrokes and subtly altering them so they say what they really mean.
Why do I get the impression I missed something? Dog Fart again?
No, old fartknocker there plagiarized the work of a friend, and when we called hi on it he came here to leave his drioppings in my comments. So I rewrote his comment to mean what I think he really wanted to say.
What the hell are you feeding the dog?
Beagle farts are that bad, eh? Now try Newfoundland farts. Not only are they unspeakably vile, but they register on hurricane detectors halfway ’round the world.
Pick up a copy of the childrens book “Walter the Farting Dog” not only will you laugh your ass off but it is a cute story (complete with art work) to share with the Oglet.
Sweet! Thanks for the reccomend, Rey! I absolutely will!
Yeah, Walter is a favorite around here. As is the book “Dog Breath – The horrible trouble with Hally Tosis” :)
Your little farter sure is a cutie, though!
Yes! Walter the farting dog is a favorite of both my spawn. I do believe it’s a series now.
Cute little stink factory you got there :)
Yup, dog farts are BRUTAL! Who would’ve thunk a cute little pup like that could produce an odour so malodorous???
That’s BRILLIANT, Lisa. We could bottle it and sell it to the Army for use at Gitmo. We’ll have them terrorists begging to give us information!
Dude, you are so out of the loop. A-rabs smell like that to begin with. They would never notice.
Camel farts never occurred to me. They really must cling.
Yup.
Pup farts are bad.
That is about the cutest picture, though.
I guess it’s easy to forgive him, huh?
(My email is still taboo, BTW.)
What a completely sweet beautiful pup. Farts, schmarts. Lab farts will kill you. Beagle farts surely only maim.
I’ll put in a vote for the German Shepard being the worst. Your puppy is cute though – amazing what we forgive in our friends, isn’t it? You might try carbon tablets. Sometimes they help.
How much exercise does your dog get?
MS, the dog is in a pretty much perpetual state of motion. At five this morning I was awakened to the dog wagging it’s tail furiously and running in place in his sleep. He wakes so full of p&v that I sometimes thinkthis is my new exercise program.
Hmmm.. the reason I ask is because his fragrance issues are the result of too much protein in the diet that goes to feeding his natural intestinal bacteria rather than be absorbed in his little small intestine. The dog is cute as hell, but his belly looks a little round. You might try cutting back the amount of food a little (not a lot) to see if that cuts down on his gas problem :)
Actually his belly is so tiny that a half cup of food akes him look like a goat. And when he poops, more than you’d think for a dog his size, it looks like he’s undernourished. I’m sure it’ll all settle out, I’m hoping the gas and the aroma are still a part of becoming accustomed to the new kibble.