A touch of flu…
Or something. Lord knows, I was up till all hours on my knees putting my head where ONLY my ass should go. What an insufferable night. And tomorrow I have to make the commute to the office, and so for three days, I’ll be whining about traffic. And the dog will be hoe whining for no apparent reason. Such is life.

I understand that masturbating helps prevent the flu. I never, ever get sick.
Maybe that’s the thing. Been sitting the damned dog so much I haven’t had much chance to, er, um,
nevermind.
Awww. Sorry Og. Hope you feel better soon.
Feel better soon!
Here’s hoping you are feeling better today!
At least the dog farts shouldn’t bother you so much.