Electrical tape
In my life, I have purchased 470,285,0385,406 rolls of electrical tape. I have used exactly one two inch strip of each one. Wherupon they immediately get drawn into the same vortex in which currently reside my left socks, my contact lens case, the wallet I lost in sixth grade, and the keys to my 1967 Volkswagon.
When I die, I hope to visit with those missing articles, and reminisce about old times. And then immolate them with a flamethrower. Where I’m gonna end up, flamethrowers will be as common as toothpicks.
Damned electrical tape.
Dog chewed one of mom’s ultrasound cords in half and i soldered it together, but now need to cover it, and lacking heatshrink I was going to tape it neatly, and now cannot do even that.
Oh hell, just go buy a new roll, fix the f*ck up, and lose it just like the other 470,285,0385,406 rolls.
It’ll make ya feel all warm and fuzzy.
You might consider looking the spud’s room. That is where all the duct tape and adhesives end up. You can probably peel a bit of the grey stuff off that full suit of armor he made of pennies and pipecleaners.
This is hilarious as my technician, at this very moment, while I am reading this, is saying to no one in particular
WHERE THE F**K DID MY ROLL OF ELECTRICAL TAPE GO !!??
Around here it is tape of *all* varieties that goes missing. (Puppy okay?)
How do you tell which sock is the left one?
I always put the right one on first. Then the missing one must therefore be the left one.