If you didn’t notice, everyone knows you’re a fucktard. yes, you. You bouhgt a hybrid vehicle thinking that you were saving money on gas, though you spent far more on the car than the extra gas costs compared to, say, a camry. Or, perhaps you thought you were helping the environment- by buying a car with batteries that have to eventually be replaced, which will pollute the environment a thousand years after any hydrocarbon emmissions have dissipated. Yes, when we saw WHAT you were driving, it was no stretch of the imagination to discover HOW you would be driving- like a fucktard.

You did not disapoint. You drove around the parking lot at low speed, making it difficult for anyone to get around you, and making it impossible for anyone to get their lunchtime business done. Wasting gas the whole time, when you could have gotten out of the car and walked your fat ass to the noodle eatery you were heading for.

Next time, please open the back of your vehicle, pull off the cover for the batteries, and pee on the wiring. It’ll save the rest of us so much aggrivation.

On the other hand, Thanks, mr UPS store guy. My WHOLE GOD DAMNED OFFICE had NARY A PLAIN ENVELOPE, so I had to go to the UPS store and BUY an envelope AND a stamp to get a letter mailed. Does NOBODY write letters anymore but me? Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick. Anyway, the UPS guy, who told me they had a minimum credit card charge, was able to hook me up wiht an envelope, stamp, and everything I needed, for the change I dug out from my car cushions. Most of it pennies. You rock, Mr UPS guy. I hope you get the best hummer of your life tonight.