Crapblogging, Freeway Style
Now, I don’t want to dwell on the expressway issues I have to face every day I must travel, it just mmakes my blood pressure skyrocket.
On the other hand, there was a moment today that is worth mentioning. I was heading northbound quite early on 294, and coming into the 163rd street toll plaza, there was quite a backup. Traffic was not moving at all, when it was doing anything. Along in the safety lane comes a decrepit K car, knocking down barriers and plowing roadcones out of the way at an alarming rate. the driver rounds the curve to find that her progress has been blocked by a concrete median which will not yield to her K car.
So she stops.
She opens her door. She is in a position where pretty much only I can see her. She doesn’t even look around. She just lifts her skirt, peels off her underwear at about mach three,squats, and pisses and drops a huge load right there on the expressway, between her car and the concrete median blocks. I’m watching this from behind, able to see pretty much everything, from about two car lengths back. She’s a nice looking woman with short dark hair and a paisley skirt, a maroon turtleneck. And now I’ve watched her use the business end of.. her business.
No, It did not engage my prurient interests.
Yes, I completely sympathised with her, I’ve had more than my share of those, er, moments of human urgency.
Hope she made it the rest of the way OK.

Whatever you do, stay away from talkradio or sports shows on the radio while you drive. You’ll just be pissed off more.
Music soothes the savage beast.
I deliberately listen to talkradio- otherwise I’d get all soothed, and fall asleep in traffic.
Holy crap! Literally! You see the damnedest things on your commute.
I was in Chicago earlier this week and I saw nothing even remotely like that. Then again, I’m not sure I’d want to.
Maybe she was expressing her opinion of toll prices? :-)
Good God. I’m not sure I could *ever* have to go so bad that I would let it go like that. I hope I never have to find out.
Og, you sure see more of that kind of thing than most people. I guess having a low-brow sense of humor isn’t a factor, because frankly, I’m surprised I don’t have some of these experiences. Well, if one of us has to be “cursed”, it’s best that it’s you, since you can tell the tale better. I’ll just focus on related products like the toilet lid sink and silly vids.
It’s better that way.
Now see, I sympathise with that woman. Plus, the military has taken away any and all sense of modesty from me, so I have no problem standing on the side of I-90 in Montana after Lookout Pass, pissing freely off the side of the road and waving to people who honk and give me a thumbs up as they drive by.
But I’m wierd like that.