Crapblogging curtain call
Ever have one of those, er, movements, when you are sure you’re finished, and you’re wrapping up the paperwork, and the action of contacting the orifice of discharge with the asswipe engages the peristalsis anew? As if there’s a reset button up there, futhuchrissakes. Been happening a lot lately. Wonder if it’s the new Purina Bachelor Chow.

Mine’s been doin’ that for years. You get used to it.
Yeah, I just laughed my ass off. Now I gotta go take a dump.