Bob Uecker has a stalker
There’s a bung for every hole
years ago I worked with a woman who got married to an offshoot relative of Mr Uecker. Her name was Cox, and she hyphenated the name, becoming Mrs Cox-Uecker.
She really had no idea what she’d done.
Almost a year later, she asked me why people always seemed to titter when she said her name.
I said it out loud a couple times, then mimed the act.
She thought about it for a few moments, turned a deep beet red, and walked away. They didn’t use the hyphenated name after that.

Well, SOMEbody had to do it. That’s hilarious!
What did you tell her for? I would have invited her to every social function I could think of, particularly those functions attended by uncouth persons.
LOL – poor woman – I know people who are that unaware. I try to help them because, Ummm, geeze someone has to.
As for the stalker – I heard about her this morning. The sports station guys were having a field day with it.
That’s so juvenile.
No wonder I thought it was so funny!
Nice, Have you forgotten about “Growing Up Regular”???
No, I’m just totally swamped.
It took me a minute to figure that one out myself.
You know, it would be hard for me to believe that story, but my own IQ>130 mother occasionally insists on introducing herself on the phone, to people who already know her, with her first & middle initials, “B. J.”. Sometimes she adds her last name.
How do I explain to her that she should stop? That’s easy. I don’t.
Harh! Ya can’t make stuff like this up.