Here’s a guy with some serious balls!
And a cast iron frying pan.
Go on, read. I’ll wait.
Is that a riot? the best part is the enviroterrorists are going to make sure this guy hears from their lawyers.
I hope he still has the frying pan handy. I suspect bears are easier to kill.
this was so funny. and can you imagine the bar stories? yeah, i killed a bear, …. with a skillet.
and yeah the environazis are trying to put him in jail, for not abandoning his house. typical.
Sweet. Of course, when I killed my first bear, it was with my toothbrush, but then we can’t all be Donzilla…
This sounds so…disproportionate. For all he knew, the bear was just a Jehovah’s Witness doing his religious duty. Did he talk to the bear? Did he try reasoning with it? Did he offer it his watch? No, like a true, bloodthirsty redneck, he went straight for the frying pan.
I can hear his defense now: “I was just sitting in my living room scouring it, and it went off!” Don’t believe a word of it. He stalked that bear. He probably has a skillet rack and a Confederate flag in his truck.
The time for a nationwide, thoroughgoing program of frying pan control is upon us, friends. Write your CongressCritter today. Don’t let another innocent bear die because you’re afraid of the taunts of a mouthy special-interest group…no matter how many frying pans they have.
You can have my frying pan when you pry it from my cold dead… erm, I’ve heard this before, nevermind. :o)
Er, what caliber frying pan did he use? I need to know before my Alaskan trip.
Rich
Deb, I asked SNOPES to track it down for me, and I’ve been digging myself. It does sound awful urban-legendy. Still, it’s amusing.
I wrote to snopes last week asking them to track Kerry’s bird flipping. lol
“Ask not for whom the frying pan *thawks*, it *thawks* for thee.!!”
Ernie “Frypan” Hemingway