When you’re chasing the dog around the house trying to retrieve from him the item he’s gotten down from the countertop and is chewing on, and you round the corner at speed, the hardshell aluminum rifle case containing the SKS, the K31, and the 12 gauge shotgun will remain stationary. Your toe must move to avoid IT, not the other way around.

That is all.

Update: I’m pretty sure the toe is broken, it’s black and blue from the toe to the anklebone. Didn’t stop me from taking the afternoon bike ride. Feels real good, like an icepick in your foot. I know this, becuase I’ve HAD an icepick in my foot.