Over here, a couple of days ago, Mr Porretto gives what he admits, for him, is an unusual endorsement. He directs us to a friend of his who he refers to as “a devout Catholic”. by way of clarification, the lady in question (Fetiche) has some different attitudes about many things.

A gaping anus of monumental proportion sticks his nose in for the purpose of turning it up; that is to say, a fucktard extroardinaire takes issue with someone being “a devout Catholic” who does the things the individual in question suggests. I followed said asshole to his own website, and suggested that perhaps part of being a decent christian is not being judgemental. True to the form of an utter ass, he deleted my comment, and in so many words, made it clear that he had the RIGHT to be judgemental, because, as he says, if we don’t judge, we might as well be on all fours.

Well, assgasket, I have a few words for you, if you’re not too much of a coward to come here and learn a little.

There’s this guy, Jesus. On whom the whole of Christianity is based. Named after him, in fact. He had a friend, who, like Mr Porretto’s acquaintance, (and here I paraphrase, with the accompanying apologies to Mr P) is

single,
a devout Catholic;
a former prostitute; and
She loves sex and everything about it.

Yes, Mary Magdalene fell into those categories, but I suppose you, mr Felchweasel, know more than OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST who enjoined us all to cast the first stone, if we were without sin.

No, you go on ahead and judge the lady in question, call her something less than the devout Catholic Mr P proclaims her to be, because YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART (which is always right, because as we’ve established before, you know more than JESUS CHRIST) that she CANNOT BE a “Devout Catholic” because she acts in a way inconsistent with “the church’s magesterium”. Well, let me splain a little something to you, Lucy, for you clearly have an incredible case of rectro-cranial inversion:

YOU ARE A SINNER TOO, FUCKTARD. IF YOU ARE NOT, YOU MUST BE JESUS CHRIST. I EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR ATTACHMENT TO A LARGE CHUNK OF DOGWOOD.

Even if someone doesn’t follow the letter of “the church’s magesterium” (which, asshole, you might be interested in knowing, was developed by FLAWED HUMANS, MUCH LIKE YOURSELF)that NEITHER PRECLUDES NOR EXCLUDES THEM FROM THE BODY OF THE CHURCH NOR COMMUNION WITH IT. Maybe it’s not apparent to you that you need to drop the fucking stone. Pity, because YOU ARE THE CHRISTIAN EQUIVALENT OF THE FUCKING TALIBAN, YOU INTOLERANT ASSHOLE. YOU ARE THE REASON CHRISTIANS ARE TREATED WITH DISTASTE AND DISDAIN.

Now, I’m an asshole, and I know it. I always have been. I know a great deal about the Catholic Church, having walked it’s cloistered halls for six years. I am intimately familiar with the “Churches magisterium” and it’s bullshit. I have had some pretty good luck being a Christian, and by that I mean, trying hard to follow the actions and direction of Christ. While I still attend Catholic mass, I have an intimate distaste for the type of bullshit evidenced in this atitude: “He/she is a bad catholic/baptist/person because of X”. Let me assure you, from heavy personal experience, anyone who vocalizes disdain for anyone else because of “x” has some damned large skeletons in their own closet. So what is it, Oh, fucktardo the Magnificent, that gives YOU the right to be so judgemental? What skeleton are you hiding that is so horrid that you have to lash out at someone you only know through ten paragraphs of writing? I sure hope you don’t spend any time around decent humans, I’d hate to have such ignorance be transmitted to others.

Look people: Be anything you want to be. Don’t be a hypocrite. If there is a mortal sin, a flaw that will surely damn you to the seventh circle, it has to be that.