If you have a dog that likes to eat the toilet paper
and you spray the toilet paper with some of that “scat” spray that has capsicum in it, so the dog goes nuts if it smells it, it’s a good idea to wipe your ass with another, uncontaminated roll of asswipe.
I’m just saying, is all.
15 comments Og | Uncategorized
Wuss :)
Another tip, when chopping chillis, wash your hands before you have a pee.
Dang, Og…that musta hurt!
You should eat toilet paper too Og. I do it after every meal.
Maybe I should patent the self-cleaning rectum?
I have already patented the self-cleaning rifle with the same concept. Every second round is loaded with a solvent patch. For bigger cannons, I recommend dressing guys like Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy in oily rags and firing THEM through the bore!
Oh, ouch.
words of wisdom, born out of pain.
Holy flaming anus Batman!
Knew a guy once who was out in the sticks and used some poison ivy for wiping…he was very unhappy afterwards.
(shrieks) Sweeeeeeeeeeet! Comedy GOLD, man!
Glad you’re “just saying”.
Cause that could severely suck.
My sister had the same poins ivy experience that a commenter above was talking about. heh Now she knows why dogs drag their butt acrosst he carpet.
That should have said, “Poison Ivy”.
BobG;
There has to be a limerick in there…
There was a young hiker from Piping
Who used poison ivy for wiping…
He badda-da-ba
And wawwa-wa-wa
And forever was wa-wa in *iping.
I can’t quite get the rest of it.
(* = any consonant.)
M
“For bigger cannons, I recommend dressing guys like Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy in oily rags and firing THEM through the bore!”
Who needs oily rags? Those greasy bastards don’t need more lubricant.
Ouch! I’m cringing at the thought. Came by way of Dick’s recommendation:)