The Won

is brutally ineffective as a president, as we knew he would be. His actions, ambitions, and intentions are the very model of the worst things that can happen in America.

Climate change has proven to be the malthusian hoax that it is.

What’s next? Will Scientologists figure out that Lron was just trying to create a tax shelter? Will spandex clad 300 lb trailer girls finally understand that Elvis is dead? Will Tiger Woods realize that with a billion bucks in the bank he can dip his wick anywhere he wants as long as he’s discreet and keeps his mouth shut and nobody will ever know a thing about it?

naaaah.

Some people cling to that stupidity as if it were a virtue. There are still millions out there who believe the Won is just wonderful. Still people who will believe that the polar bears are drowning (!) People will still be phoning in Elvis sightings and lining up to use an E meter.

I have to quote Vonnegut here, because it’s a rare moment when he was on the mark:

“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before,” Bokonon tells us. “He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way.” — Kurt Vonnegut, “Cat’s Cradle”

I hate being a passenger.

Not so much with the ogwife, who drives normally. or any of a bunch of other people I know, I just hate being a passenger in a car being driven by a moron.

You know the type.

Keep the speedo at the shift range of the transmission so the trans is constantly shifting back and forth between gears.

Keep one foot on the brake and the other on the accelerator.

Shift from reverse to forward WHILE STILL MOVING without braking.

There are a million other peeves, but these are the ones that make me break out in fuck-you-up-if-you-don’t-stop-that-right-now.

Dirty hands

Mine are, a lot of the time. Because what I do is often very dirty. Not always- some of what i do is some high end computer design, but some of it is just get-your-hands-dirty work, and I like the variety just fine.

I’m no stranger to dirty work, because I am the child generation of survivors of the Depression. My father was born in November of 1929. His childhood- as you can imagine- was not pretty. He was lucky, though, because he had a roof over his head, and a family farm to live by, and live they did. Nobody in my fathers family went hungry, and they fed less lucky people in their hometown as well. A lot of people in that time did anything to find work, anything to find a way to make a living. And none of it was easy for anyone.

The depression ended, years late thanks to the offices of that supreme dumbass Roosevelt. And a lot of those people didn’t make it. Some made it but barely, and some, because they’d learned the value of hard work during their poverty, thrived. They continued to work hard and be thrifty and they did well for themselves, and succeeded.

And because they had a firsthand memory of that poverty, of the grinding nature of constantly having your belly and your backbone becoming too acquainted, they cared. They did what they could for people who weren’t quite so fortunate. And those memories were hard ones, and sometimes they were crushing reminders of that hard time, they chose not to dirty their own hands, but instead chose to give of their money rather than their time. THe money then went into the hands of people less than scrupulous about how it was spent- our government- and it was not distributed according to need, but according to the ability to garner political favor.

Eventually, the recipients got the feeling that the money was coming from the government. And that the source was endless. The members of the Government were completely willing to take credit for the cash, when it was actually those people who had worked through the grinding depression.

We are on the verge of repeating this very thing. If the healthcare bullshit passes, our economy is going to hit the toilet hard, and it will take an awful lot to recover.

Nothing about this will be fun.

People will perish.

Nothing could be better for our country than for this to happen, and happen hard. Once people have been hit hard by the lesson of a new “great depression” and the utter failure of socialism and all it’s iterations, once people realize that no social program ever benefited anyone, as much as it wasted money, once the lesson has been painful and hard, it may be the beginning, it may sow the seeds of a real change- a change that takes us back to the roots of this country. Burn off the weeds and chaff, and get back to the beginning. This would be horribly, painfully hard. It could easily cut our population by 1/3. During that time we will be vulnerable to many things- economic/political/theological upheavel among them. If we’re not careful, those things could change us horribly. If we’re not afraid to get our hands dirty, though, if we’re not afraid to make sure that the benefits of our work and our charity go where they are truly needed, we may survive. If not, we could go through all this shit, and in a hundred years, be right back where we are again.

Keep your powder dry, folks.

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