Neanderpundit

Francis Porretto has bought himself a new gun!

Go ‘gradulate him. And then someone take him to the range.

And before he tosses me into the pit I so desperately deserve, I have several questions I hope He will answer for me.

What the hell do we need nose and ear hair for?
Why do we not need it until we are over 40?
Why must it be rooted in hell?

I mean, I could do cornrows on my damned ears, it’s coming in so thick. And I can’t get it to grow on my forehead anymore, it’s like a wide aspect ratio solar panel for my sex machine up there. And WTF is the deal with your pubes going gray? that’s just wrong.

yeah, yeah, I know, TMI. That’s what you come here for, shaddap.

Finished the rh upper balljoint in the sploder in like ten minutes. The LH can’t be much worse,l right? WRONG.

On the rh you can just replace the unit. On the lh you have to do the whole upper control arm. Dumbasses.