Neanderpundit

McCain,

Dick here. Listen up ya old fart. This is your absolute last chance to corner that communist and nail his ass to the wall in front of the world. No pressure or anything, but if you lose this election the United States as we know it is over.

I can imagine that you’ll be close enough, so would ya like to borrow my Kabar?

**Update**

The debate just started and McCain is proving himself to be nothing more than a doddering old fool compared to the Chosen One.

Goodnight Conservatism America. It’s been good knowing ya.

Did any of you mildly ignorant middle class Liberal morons ever even consider that Obama may just want to keep you at middle class?

Ya keep the pigs fed just so, and they won’t be too much of a problem.
Like I said, you Liberals are mildly ignorant. Not quite challenged, but working to get there as fast as you can.

For those of you guys and girls out there who spent time in the service, you’ll understand exactly what I’m getting at when I say, “Respect the rank.”

That is all.