I got nothing

But a big old wad of stuff that’s gonna make it a pain in my butt to get through the next month. Doesn’t seem like there’s ever enough time.

factlet of the day

Sarah Palin has to wear glasses so the natural beauty of her eyes doesn’t turn men to stone.

Not the whole man, mind you. Just the wiener.

Vman gets it dead on

Most of the time, these days, Vman staggers around his homestead trimming trees and pissing in the apple grove, but once in a while he sits down and knocks one out of the park, like the Sultan of Swat he is.

Go. Read. This is why you keep this motherfucker blogrolled, because when he connects, its like the Babe sending one over River Avenue.

You are the fucking Ziggurat, boy.

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