before we get all fanboi

over this new (and relative unknown) Veep choice, let’s take a few minutes to examine her credentials.

She’s…

Oh, damn, I just found a picture of her sitting on a couch next to a grizzly. Look at those legs.

Fuckit, let’s take a moment to examine those legs.

Damn, I bet those are as long as Tam’s.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Vote McCain!!

Factlet of the day:

When Sarah Palin says “Shit!” Chuck Norris drops a four pound pile in six different colors. And then cries in terror.

It occurs to me

on researching Jamie Farr, that he regularly donates to the RNC.

So: With a fresh face (and potentially a female face) in the Big Race, maybe we should adopt him as our new symbol:

klinger7.jpg

Bitter Klingers for Female VP’s!! I’d dress in drag if it helped.

Even if it didn’t.

Yeah, maybe tmi.

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