my god.

Goldie Hawn,
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whose pictures I spent so much time holding up with one hand, has begun to look more like
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geoffrey lewis than her former self.

Still got nice tits, though.

Whattya mean, they’re not real! they’re right there! Look at ’em!

No, I’m not posting pictures. This isn’t Weekend Women.

Light fuse, and get away!

Kim DuToit is pissing off the MacTards again.

Also: See The Mrs/Imaginary Wife. Now with 90% more Biff!

One more item off the list

Like any homeowner, I have a honeydew list, and mine stretches to the sun. Rigel, not OUR sun.

Now, I hit something on the list eveyr day. SOmetimes, it’s a project that takes more than one day, like the bathroom vent fan. Sometimes, it’s a simple thing, like defrosting the garage freezer.

Now, that does seem simple, but it’s been three years since I did. So there was some ice.

WHich is like saying the Maybach is a decent car.

I needed to get the damned thing done, because I intend to do a bunch of freezing/canning/food preservation this summer. Prices being what they are, I suspect produce and meats are gonna go like crazy this summer.

Plus I had about 50 lbs of pork tenderloin to cut into small(ish) roasts and freeze.

mmmm. Pork. Mmmm.

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