Neanderpundit

plug it in a wall

And then switch on the power and watch the sparks a-fall

The handyman. Oh the handyman can.

If anyone had any remaining inkling that the Nobel Peace Prize had any meaning, this should stick a fork in that notion.

When you lose your hair, it sometimes leaves stragglers, little reminders of “this is where your hairline OUGHT to be”. I haven’t had one of those ina while, but the other day I noticed a thin wisp of hair, a clump of two or three fine hairs, fully two inches down from my current hairline.

Thanks, Mother Nature.

Bitch.