Neanderpundit

According to Dick, at least.

What moron decided to overcarbonate the Diet Coke with Splenda? This shit has more gas than Double Cola. Or the democratic national convention.

I don’t want to go on the cart

I will be having my surgery on tuesday. it’s a pretty simple procedure and I expect it to go smoothly. The doctor seems to be a bit on the sawed-off side, so I suggested she get a pair of these:

She’ll probably need them to reach up over my ginormous bulk.

I wonder if they give the anaesthesilogist and folks a chair to sit in during the operation? I want ’em to be comfy.

I’ll post a couple times, but I wanted Dick to have the run of the place just in case, you know, Dagon or Sir Fredrick Fucktard showed up. he’d know what to do. Dick would be ever so pleased to kick their asses up past their shoulderblades, and I want to see that happen.

Additionally, my old friend and confidant mlle. Jenny (Jenny! Jenny!) will be keeping watch, and should I snuff it, the two of them will get to fight over the rights to party- on the blog, so to speak.

Keep a happy thought. Now, yardwork!

Hi Og’s crew,
This is Dick, from www.bigdicksplace.blogspot.com

He’s giving me the keys to this pig for a day or two while he’s having a hot nurse jam a cold thermometer up his ass, and sucking down massive quantities of artificially flavored nutberry Jello.

Am I going to tear the place up, rearrange the furniture, reset the thermostat, and feed the dog whiskey? Hell yes I am. It isn’t everyday somebody screws up to this magnitude, and I’d be halflit on cheap tequila if I didn’t fuck up the place just a little bit.
Trust me, I only consume the good stuff. Jose Cuervo Black Medallion to be specific. Three fingers at a time, no ice, no water. Anything less would be for pussies.
While my humor might be a wee bit different than Og’s, we pretty much shit in the same box.

One other thing… While I’m here, I’ll ask for the trolls to bring on their best and brighest. I’m hungry.