Neanderpundit

So on or about the first of July, I fuck up my back. Not a big fuckup, mind you, just lifted something I shouldn’t have.

THe downside of this has been a couple of weeks of pain. The further downside has been that at, for instance, the Ogmeet, I wasn’t able to enjoy myself as much as I could have, as i was in constant pain. I also spent some evenings this week overdoing it, so that as of last night, percocet was the only thing that would let me sleep.

So today I break away from a conference call at work to visit my chiropracter, and she turned me inside out, hit my spleen with a hammer a couple times, played the xylophone on my ribcage for a while, and then zapped me with electromassage and ultrasound. And as I was walking out of her office, I found I had to hit the can. Hard.

I used the john at the office complex. I used the john at the corner gas station, I used the john at the Dunkin Donuts. I used the john at the Home Depot. I used the john at the Menards. I used the john at the Walgreens. I shat more in that trip home than I’ve shit in a week. It’s as if the back pain was shutting off the urge to shit, and the spinal adjustment turned it back on. Whatever the case, I cannot now stand outside in a stiff wind, because I’m so empty I reverberate lie a bell. If I had anything else to let go of, I would, but I shit things I hadn’t ever eaten. (Circus peanuts? I’ve never even HAD circus peanuts!) I don’t know if this is normal, but I know I’m not, so I’m not concerned.

Here’s a video of cop-slapper CyNThiA McKinney during her run, yesterday, talking about how it’;s “impossible to keep a good woman down”. Well, dipwad, that may be, what woman were you referring to?

Oh, wait, could it be that you’re talking about Poster Woman for Child abuse Cindy Shithead, doing the electric slide next to you during the campaign? While you’re scrambling for the rewind button, look at the woman in the pinkish coat. Yes, it’s Cindy shithead herself, there to “watch a documentary” with Cynthia. Yes, grief is a horrible thing, for Mother Sheehan, who can hardly contain her tears while dipping and sliding. Isn’t she supposed to be on a hunger strike?

Update: I see Jenny beat me to it. It was her as sent me the link in the first place, and it’s HER congresscritter. Vote early and often, folks. Don’t let this retard take office.

I was a bit apprehensive about what I was gonna discover about my new dentist, but damn, was this guy GOOD! He did a full molar root canal in less than a half hour. Twenty minutes if you take out the novocaine wait and the Xray he did during the procedure. And virtually no pain. I’m not gonna let this one go. A good dentist is a treasure.