A dog’s busy day
Wake up.
Chew dad’s head
Go outside, roll in wet grass, run around
Come inside. Pee.
eat cat until 11:00. Try to make the cat make that funny noise again that sounds like a cement mixer full of weasels
sleep.
Sleep.
Eat a sock.
sleep.
Wake up, make noises like I have to go outside.
Go outside. Roll in wet grass.
Come inside. Pee.
spread the sunday edition of the hammond times across the livingroom floor. Reduce to 1″ squares.
Eat the cat.
sleep
sleep
chase the empty pop bottle across the floor, making the most noise a 6 lb dog can make.
sleep
sleep
chew on dad’s head
go to sleep with my belly against dad’s head.
