Neanderpundit

Newest game show sensation

I think this could be the next “survivor”. ordinary people bring their “friends” to the studio, and tell the studio audience about their friend’s activities. Here’s a sample:

“Hi! I’m Sandy, and this is my neighbor Sara. She walks her Malamute in my yard and letsit shit there, and never cleans it up” Sara has two minutes to refute the claim, if she can, and if she can’t, she’s Touched by an Anvil ™ A La Warner Cartoons.(think Coyote. Road runner) Quickly, a pattern of unacceptible behavior emerges.

‘Hi, I’m ___ and this is my friend/neighbor/brotherinlaw (etc) and he/she:

Mows the lawn at five AM on sunday
Sings Bee Gees songs out of tune while listening to her Ipod
Eats a pint of ben & Jerry’s every day and stubbornly refuses to weigh more than 106 lbs
Does winsor pilates
Stores worms in the refrigerator in a mayonnaise jar
Is a barking moonbat
Spams anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Turns without using directionals.
drives 55 when everyone else is driving 70
Drives 70 when everyone else is driving 55
Causes road construction.
Waits until she is on the expressway to decide to change a tire/run out of gas/stall.

When people start being able to use their remotes to drop anvils on these morons, several things will happen: the world will be a better place, and there will be something on TV that I’ll actually want to watch.

I spend a certain amount of time surfing weblogs of friends like Biloxi and the Machete of Truth.

I love those guys, but they suffer fools. It is utterly impossible to have sane discourse in a room filled with barking moonbats. Why they do it I will never, ever know. Now, someone like Steve H, he jumps right up in their faces or cragerizes their comments, and it’s often quite amusing. Why Machete and Biloxi even entertain some of the moronic discussions they’re drawn into is beyond me. Like i’ve told them all a dozen times (and even had to remond ALGER recently: Don’t wrestle with swine. You get filthy, and the swine enjoy it.

Just watched Mr Snow’s press conference. I have to tell you, I like this guy. Not in that way, pervs. He needs to learn to play the game, but man, quick on his feet and tack sharp. I hope he does well. I also hope he helps W grow into the kind of person RWR was towards the end of his term. He might could.