Neanderpundit

In my life, I have purchased 470,285,0385,406 rolls of electrical tape. I have used exactly one two inch strip of each one. Wherupon they immediately get drawn into the same vortex in which currently reside my left socks, my contact lens case, the wallet I lost in sixth grade, and the keys to my 1967 Volkswagon.

When I die, I hope to visit with those missing articles, and reminisce about old times. And then immolate them with a flamethrower. Where I’m gonna end up, flamethrowers will be as common as toothpicks.

Damned electrical tape.

Dog chewed one of mom’s ultrasound cords in half and i soldered it together, but now need to cover it, and lacking heatshrink I was going to tape it neatly, and now cannot do even that.

“LIVES” is an anagram for “ELVIS”

Discuss.

All over America, today, drywall won’t be getting taped, lawns won’t be getting mowed, tables won’t be bussed. Surely Civilization as we know it will grind to a screeching halt.

Look, folks, CLOSE THE BORDERS FIRST.

I’m all for every single person who comes here legally to work. Learns the language. Benefits our country. If you’re here illegally, it’s ILLEGAL. To compound the problem by not paying taxes, and then taking the money back to mexico instead of using it in the US, is tantamout to theft.

None of this is going to be simple, but EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN KNOWS THE FIRST STEP IS TO CLOSE THE BORDERS.

No, not the bookstore, dumbasses.