On Religion

Without engaging in the kind of deep discussion that mr Porretto employs, (mostly because I’m incapable) here’s my Og take on religion.

Most of us are judeo-christians. Most humans, that is.

The God of Abraham, in an era of polytheism, became the One True God, and Jews were the True believers.

Schisms occured in the Hebrew faith, and each of the splits became the True believers.(Yes, I know this is a gross oversimplification, shut up- I’m making a point)
Christianity came along, only at the time it wasn’t christianity, it was judaism with Christ as a great and powerful spiritual leader, and THOSE people became the True Believers. Later, a mad pedophile staggered in from molesting sheep and declared himself the Prophet, much in the way Mikey Jackson declared himself the King of pop, and Mahomet’s followers became the True believers, and all else were unfaithful to the God of Abraham (infidels. get it?)of course, then they divided to become sunni, sufi, shiite, etc, each of which were the True believers. At each split there are groups of people who belive that they have found the perfect way to believe, and people who are sure the other people are wrong.
Christianity, being the most exploitable belief at the time, was turned into a political business, and it ruined a lot of lives. At one point the roman rite and the eastern rite split one from another. At one point, the Pope was so corrupt as to drive people away from him and to Martin Luther in crowds. Martin Luther removed chunks of the bible because those chunks made it clear his little reformation was not exactly kosher, and with less of the bible, declared himself to be the leader of the One True faith. Later, calvin and his followers decided that all of christianity up to that time was flawed, and Calvinisim became the One True Faith.

Let’s recap: Several types of judaism,Christianity, Islam, each claiming to be the only sect/group/church that Knows The Way. Hmmm.

Let’s simplify this:

You don’t know.
You cannot know.
You can only take anything on faith.
Anytime anyone tells you that you should despise someone else because they are a different faith, their (personal) faith is inherently flawed.
Anyone that says you should kill someone because their faith differs from you is deranged and must be contained or eliminated. Murder and faith in the creator are mutually exclusive.

Facing this uncertainty, there is only one course of action.

Don’t be an asshat. That’s right, try to be a decent person. Treat your neighbors with some respect. Have courtesy for people you don’t know, perhaps even people you dislike. Try to show what kind of human you are by your actions. Try to be kind, considerate of others, raise your children well. Speak ill of nobody. Judge no one. Let other people have their beliefs, and if you disagree with them, see if you can win them by your actions. Heated debate invariably distances more people than it brings together.
If you are in the habit of knocking on doors to try to convince me that being a Baptist/Jehovah’s witness/seventh day adventist is the One True Way to acheive salvation, especially if you’re going to tell me/my wife/my child that we are going directly to hell because we’re catholics, be prepared to leave in a large hurry. Debating about who is the One True believer is simply partisanship, and in fact is the core problem of religion, and has been, forever. My god is better than your god, or my way of worshipping him is better than your way, has been the cause of nearly every act of ungodliness that has existed since Cain slew Abel.

Go in peace. Shit, just go.

Poop. It’s what’s for dinner

Now, I have the worlds dumbest dog. Well, one of the worlds dumbest dogs.

Patches’ favorite game is “get the ball”. After she finishes eating, she throws a tennis ball up onto the bench, and you throw it.

Sometimes she gets it, sometimes she looks at your arm after you throw it. Sometimes, after a few catches, she realizes that she’s just eaten, and goes to grab the ball only to realize she has to crap.
She then wanders around sniffing to find that perfect spot, and then gradually moves into full border-collie crouch. Then, remembering that she still has the ball in her mouth, she drops the ball, then re-crouches, almost invariably, shitting on the ball.

Then she comes back to you, and looks at you as if you stole the ball.

Often, after a few gentle hints, she’ll run back out and sniff around for the ball, neglecting to discover the STEAMING FRESH PILE OF DOG CRAP immediately surrounding the ball.

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, she’ll bring the ball back to you with a couple chunks of fresh crap, and toss it up at you on the parkbench, looking at you as if to say, “what’s you’re problem, pussy? I had it in my mouth! throw the damned ball!!!!”

Then, in the morning, as the wife has her first butt of the day, the dog runs out and finds that last night’s pile, and, ick, eats it.

Anyone want a four/five year old Border Collie? Cleans up after self.

sheesh.

Postal match clarifications

In case anyone has not been here before and wants to shoot in the postal matches, here is how it’s done:

You go to this post. you download and print the targets. You take them to your local range, be it in Indiana, Texas, Alaska, new Guinea, or wherever. You shoot the suggested course of fire at the downloaded targets, you score them according to the rules, and you mail the scores in.

A day or two after all the results are in I’ll post the results at Demographica and here. In this manner, all the bangbloggers can compete without having to meet.

Any questions?

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