Neanderpundit

Stare at this face for ninety seconds.

Now watch this video.

And tell me they didn’t travel backwards in time through the rift and bring Lindsay Buckingham forward to be Frodo Baggins. Or maybe Frodo went back in time to be Lindsay. I dunno, I just know the resemblance is uncanny, and I knew it when I saw Frodo the first time, and surfing through old videos I finally realized why.

Back to regularly scheduled ranting tomorrow. Sorry about mailing it in so much, but I feel like a longtailed cat in a room ful of rocking chairs here.

I’d need the energy and speed of a cheetah. Instead, I’m more like, well, a pygmy marmoset. How did all this crap pile up? And I still can’t get anyone to help me with the damned back lawn. This is the most recent rejection.

“We had one of our Crew Leaders go out and look at your property. Unfortunately, we cannot safely send our crew out to complete this job. We apologize for this. If you find yourself needing fertilizer, weed control or grub preventative please keep us in mind. ”

Pussies. They have a bunch of healthy kids with Mexican jetskis, I am a 54 year old man with two bad knees and a garbagepicked pushmower. Where are the people who are willing to work?

is, so far, a nice phone. We’ll see how long that opinion lasts.