Neanderpundit

I know you like to talk. I do too. But please, don’t distract me from my job. Save the talking till I’m done. That way I don’t have to go back and redo something I should have been doing while you were distracting me. Mmmmkay?

Enjoy a little music while you wait for the ice cream machine to restart. More later.

Gonna be a mental tossed fly coon.

I mean, I have always liked PJ O’Rourke, but THIS is a smackdown! I hope he’s taking his BP and Cholestrol meds, we can’t afford to lose him anytime soon.

Money quote:

“Here you are graduating from Rutgers, which is, as I mentioned, the 69th-best university in America. Maybe Rutgers should add more vegan selections to its cafeteria fare. U.S. News & World Report scorekeepers go for that kind of thing. Actually, you’re tied for 69th with Texas A&M, an NFL first-round draft with a small college attached.”

Hat tip, my dear old friend and confidant mademoiselle Jenny.