For the Ogwife
Who is running around in glee ever since the Canajans whooped the Americans ass in hockey the other day.
Who is running around in glee ever since the Canajans whooped the Americans ass in hockey the other day.
the weather sucked a lot worse than I would have thought possible, but it had this going for it:
1:Almost nobody on the roads, especially in industrial complexes
2: Having co workers with smoking hot little AWD cars is hugely fun
3: Having a good sized gut means the bottom strap of a 5 point doesn’t crush your nuts like it used to when you were skinny
4: Some cars need windshield wipers on the side windows.
I go someplace new, different. I invariably dress the same all the time, but I change socks and outergarments based on what my day will be like, and since I knew I would be changing shoes outdoors at least twice, I wore woolies.
See, most places I go, I have to wear steel toes. And they are uncomfortable to drive in. So I wear my CAPPS to the customer, and swap shoes going in and out of the shop.
We have gone from 47 degrees to 27 degrees in the last 24 hours, and the customer’s parking lot was a sheet of black ice in wind. So I took off my left shoe and slipped on my boot, then took off my right shoe…
… and the wind started blowing my street shoes toward the busy street. So I hopped on one foot over to grab them, thinking, this would be comical as shit, if someone else was doing it.