Neanderpundit

It is always enjoyable, though not always easy. This year I didn’t wait for the new air filter to arrive so mowing the backyard was drama free. And now I ache like I’ve been raped by the hungarian militia.

New kitchen cabinets arrive in a couple weeks. That should make me feel like I have given breech birth to a flaming porcupine whilst juggling a running chainsaw, a medicine ball, and an angry honey badger.

I managed to smack my arm with something, I don’t remember what,so now I have a bruise on top of my left forearm. The bruise is shaped a little like a tornado. I don’t know why.

I work very hard to have no smell all year round, not just in deer season. So finding a bunch of end of season scent free soap on clearance at walmart was handy. I work with Japanese regularly, and some of them have an aversion to strong perfumes and deodorants, so I’m mostly trying not to be rude. Meanwhile I work with women daily who have worn the same perfume for so long that they have to wear a bucket of it to smell it on themselves.

I have looked longingly at my bushel basket full of SLR cameras (and others that I loved, once upon a time) and I am coming around to the idea of getting a decent digital SLR. I have always preferred the Nikon line to any others, just for the feel and lenses, but I can be convinced if there is something comparable at a SUBSTANTIAL savings. I’m looking at the Nikon D3100 and D5100, because it seems they will do any and all that a duffer like me will ever need. Any reccomendations?

Also, I have a bucket of old Nikon lenses and stuff, some of which I am told will (at least manually) work with the 3100 and 5100 series DSLRS.

based on the growth of the lawn where the dog shits, begin to market the dog shit as fertilizer. The rest of the yard is nasty but the circle around the dog chain is lush and grows five times as fast as the rest. I imagine that it is visible from space. I’mna start placing the dog shit in the dead patches, at the very least. And his urine seems to kill grubs. Maybe I can rent Max out to Jos Roozen for the “Garden Sense” show on WLS.