Neanderpundit

Today, scumbags, slimeballs, crooks, criminals, fools and fucktards will have probably convinced enough abject morons that the Won is doing a really good job and should be re-elected.

Let’s get serious a moment. Without the aforementioned scum of the earth, and anencephalic bastards to support them, a democrat couldn’t get elected to the student council. Socialism runs counter to all sanity, and only constant work by the media, the educational system, and the trade unions keep enough people stupid enough that they believe the steady stream of lies told them.

I fully expect this election to be stolen, and the closer it is the more stolen it will be. And then the bell will have rung.

This may well be a judgement on our society by the creator. I would, in fact, find it hard to believe it was not.

If this is the case, what are our actions, if you have faith? Are we to enter into a holy war, or are we to use only our intellect to fight the upcoming battle?

In the late 1500’s Judah Loew ben Bezalel the MaHaRal of Prague supposedly created a golem. A being endowed with life, for the MaHaRal was a gifted and holy man who had understood the endowment of life by the Creator, and was able to bestow life on common clay, though without a soul. The Golem of Prague terrorized the gentiles who were opressing the Jews, until the Gentiles begged Judah to destroy the golem. When he had created the Golem, he animated it by writing “אמת” (Emet, or “Truth”) on the golems forhead; he erased the א leaving only “מת ” (Met, or Dead) which stopped it. Apparently the MaHaRal kept it in his attic in case he ever needed protection again.

Can we erase the א from our Dear Readers head? Can we begin to take our country back today, or is our long national nightmare barely begun?

I cracked my head on a machine, and due to my persistence at scratching it it became infected, until I finally lanced it with my pocketknife in the shower friday morning.

Later, on the plane, I rubbed it and started the bleeding again. Not a lot, but my hair is fairly short (I’m overdue for a high&tight but I may just wait until spring) and it’s easy to spot.

Flight attendant: “Sir” (Whispering in my ear)”Your head is bleeding”
me, touching hand to head “So it is. Can I get another Mr and Mrs T?”
Flight attendant “Would you like a bandaid or something?”
me: “it won’t stick to my hair. It’ll stop in a second or two” I grabbed a napkin off her tray and dabbed the frsh blood off my neck and sure enough it was gone. My blood clots like a maniac.
Flight attendant:” Arent’ you concerned?”
Me: “Yes, if you spill that coffee on me you will be too” (She had been holding the carafe over my crotch all this time)

I guess I just dont’ get too excited about too much anymore.

In the fine print portion of your Indiana Ballot, all you Hoosiers, vote “DO NOT RETAIN STEVEN H DAVID”. Ms X says to retain Robert D. Rucker, and as she’s well and truly done her research on this and I mostly trust her judgement, I will vote “Retain” on a judge for a the very first time in my life.

I would be remiss in not mentioning this fine post by Buttercup or this incredible piece by Mark Steyn.

And as much as I love you all I hope to hell I’ve pissed enough of you off that you’ll go out and vote just so you can yell at me later “I voted and things got WORSE!” Which of course they will in either event, I’ve never claimed they wouldn’t.

Vote in the morning people. Don’t lollygag around until nine and make me wait till midnight for the results. I still have a bad case of acid indigestion left over from Bush/Gore. The cost of Tums is skyrocketing.