I stayed in rooms that were large and had wide doors, huge showers into which you could roll a Rascal if you were so inclined, tall toilets and functional remote controls.
Last week I stayed in a handicapped room. I know it was because it said so on the door. It had narrow doors, a bathtub too narrow for anyone not anorectic, and a low toilet. And the remote didn’t work. How is that a handicapped room?
I cannot imagine not having enough food to last a couple days.
I feel for the hurricane afflicted but damn, people, buy a couple cans of beans dammit.
the local Hooters has done away with the expected orange shorts and had the girls dressed in halloween costumes.
Some missed the point and came in wearing “Spiderman” costumes, or other pajama-looking stuff. The rest got the “Dress like hookers” thing down just right.
I tend to not be too impressed by half naked women, especially the ones with garish trampstamps, so I was underwhelmed. Today they’ll go back to normal, which also doesn’t impress me a lot. I just like the shrimp.
So here’s my contribution to the season, the Shaggs singing “It’s Haloween”. You might want to keep a firearm handy, you’re gonna wanna blow your head off after you hear this.
