I got lots

but no time to write haiku. Go see Vman, and listen to him talk about conterclockwise turd flotation.

Career change

Some days I think I should go back to school and become a radiologist. I could start my own clinic, and offer the worlds first Singing mammogram.

For Elisson

Sorry it took so long

Rod Serling, with
that hairlipped sneer
could tell a tale
more strange than queer

Night Gallery
The Twilight Zone
Planet of the Apes.
The Loner, Alone.

All twists and turns
the scripts he wrote
For most of them
He’d get my vote

For emmys, or
a Peabody
He’d win them all
but that’s just me

For “Hugo” I
don’t give a fuck
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