Old skills

While I was taking my apprenticeship, a thousand years ago, we were tested in a lot fo different individual skiills. One of them was flamecutting- most people think of an acetylene torch as a cruse tool, but a skilled operator can burn a 1/4″ nut off a bolt without damaging the bolt. I can still do that, and have done so as recently as a couple months ago. The tough part is freehand torchwork- the most many people can ever do is to get two pieces of metal to separate- but if you practice you can do some pretty amazing stuff.

Our step test, at the time, was to make a 12 x 14 angle iron frame. The tolerances were a little tricky, it had to be +0-1/8″. You had to have five centerpunches on each side of the cut, and the centerpunches had to be cut exactly in half, and the centerpunches had to match when you folded the corners. The gap at the corners when folded could be no more than 1/8″.

This doesn’t sound like it would be tough, but try it sometime.

I ran across my test piece a couple weeks ago, in the basement. I don’t know if I’ve got the freehand skills for that anymore, but I damned sure did then. I remember that of 35 or 36 of us, only twelve passed right out of the gate, and only two of us did it on our first try.

At the time we were also taking a math course and a metalurgy class. I remember doing sectional etchings so we could see electromicrographs of the hardness of the materials and how the differential temper caused stress internal to the material. Internal stresses in metals can cause catastrophic failure if the stress cannot be relieved. Prince Rupert’s Drops are pieces of glass in which the internal stresses cannot be relieved.

The glass has incredible impact resistance but if you snip it’s tail, as show in the video, the internal stresses are relieved. Similar things can occur in metals, especially small pieces of steel or other alloys that have been treated for hardness but not adequately tempered- the proper application of heat will draw the brittleness out of steel.

Anyway. I was in my early twenties when I took that apprenticeship. Now those skills are old enough to drive, drink, vote, and hold public office. They may not be as good as they once were, but they’re still there, the knowledge of metallurgy has if anything improved, and I wonder, where does all that knowledge go when I die?

Office email

has been down since the end of last year.

I am SO damned happy I never “officially” learned anything about IT.

Barack Hussein Romney wins Iowa.

No big surprise.

Look, Newt is an ass. Everyone thinks he’s extra smart because he uses polysyllabic words, truth be told he’s clearly not playing with a full deck. Still, he’d be a better president that Romney or wingnuthead. Of course, a rancid cat hairball would be a better president than Romney or Wingnuthead. Shit, even batshit crazy Ron paul would be a better president than Romney or Wingnuthead, if only for the fact that being such an outsider would mean he’d have zero support in both houses and never be able to get a damned thing done. Anytime a President can’t get a damned thing done, that’s a good thing.

The Ass Rogering has begun in earnest now. Granted, you can’t fix this by not voting, but voting isn’t gonna do very damned much now, either. Voting not to retain judges and to select your local officials is important, because they can have an effect on your daily life. THAT’s why you need to get to the polling places.

The indiana primary is- IIRC, in May. By then all the lunatics except Paul will have dropped out, and I will probably choke back the bile and vote newt. A Paul presidency would be funny, I’d have blog material for EVER. I’d love to see it for that reason. OTOH, the harm that he’d do would be pretty well insurmountable. The place would collapse even faster than Wingnuthead is making it happen, and it would set back the cause of conservatism 200 years.

God, now the paulites will come out of the woodwork. Guys and gals, just take another hit and piss off.

I was gonna vote for paul
but then I got high
I was gonna make sure he got it all
but then I got high.
Now I’m back in my moms basement
And I know why
yeah yeah
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high.

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