Neanderpundit

So I’m sitting at an intersection preparing to turn. I’m just waiting for an opening to turn right. A semi pulls up next to me, obscuring my view. Annoyed, I take my foot off the brake and move a couple feet forward- I have plenty of room, and before he pulled up I was confident of an opening, so I wanted to be able to see lest I missed it.

And then the truck lurches forward a couple inches.

The woman in the lexus behind me has run into me. I park the truck and get out. She leans out the window and yells ‘YOU WERE GOING” I respond “Yes. And then I was stopping” She has a nice square Class 3 hitch sized and shaped hole punched in the plastic nose of the lexus, and I ask if she wants a police report. “God no! I’m gonna try to get it fixed before my husband gets back from “Texas!!”

Damage to the Exploder: None.

of a good friend, our furnace has gone on only a very few times so far this season. I hope this trend continues.

I don’t so much mind using the furnace to warm the house in the AM, but I’d prefer for it to be off most of the evening, and we seem to have accomplished that. Now as long as I have enough wood to last till the weather turns I think I’ll be OK.

Just in case you thought regular sports were boring, Amputee football.

If that’s not your thing, you might like the DAAA.

You may be an idiot.

Or you may be stupid.

Cameras. Scooters. Cars. Tanks. Audioanimatronic Elvis heads. Now you know where to get one.

Japanese raccoon dog scrotum!

Insure your dinghy!

Are you a freak? maybe it’s best not to know.

Shave your pussy.

And you thought OS stood for Operating system.

I ate a baby!

Kind of slim pickings this year. Sorry, I know the dorks and dweebs and pervs will do better in 2012.