Sure! (I get up and go out onto the turnkey floor, the questioner following me)
“Say, you’re limping, why’s that?”
because I’ve spent my whole life trying to kill myself, and sometimes I was almost successful.
Hello, this is Og, how may i help you?
” hey i was wondering if you knew where i could find a left handed blivet”
Yes, they have them at www.lefthandedblivets.com
” cool. I figured youd know since you memorized most of the internet”
Good lord. Is it that obvious?
Fencing tournament with the Oglet. Hundreds of kids with steel rods 3′ long, poking each other. How long before nannies put an end to this?
