I have always liked

Bibi Netanyahu, I said to the doctor as he was jamming needles into the base of my skull. “Why?” He asked.

“Because he doesn’t appear to be full of shit.”

Had the same conversation, more or less, with Pascal last night. Pascal used the term “Equivocation”. Me, I think it’s more accurate to say “he doesn’t appear to be full of shit”.

Sure, B.B. had to give a little back in his recent speech to Dumbo, because he had spanked him so hard earlier, but in the end, mr Netanyahu has his head squarely on his shoulders, and is going to do what is best for his country. Wouldn’t it be nice to have leaders here who did what they said and said what they did?

Damn, the spammers were hardcore today

Bet I sent ten, twelve comments to spam. Busy fuckers. What do they think they’ll gain?

The media

is hard at work choosing the next republican candidate for us, since we’re too duuum!

I still use AOL, just to rub Arianna’s nose in it, and I’m amused at the “news” the post, such as todays “news” that someone thinks Palin is stupid.

My god, the left is afraid of Palin. Of course unless we hung all the network news executives, she’d never get nominated, let alone elected.

Hell, I think Arianna is a mindless moron who needs to be shaved and inserted into a blue whale’s asshole with an anchor tied to her feet, and then ejected onto the deepest floor of the ocean while humboldt squid scrape the flesh off her hideous face. But that’s just what I think.

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